With the field of 2008 presidential candidates expanding by four this past week, today I announce that I too am in, and I'm in it to win.*
I've started a presidential exploratory committee to lock up donors. Checks made payable to "Blogazon" can be sent to my home address. With your help, we can build a safe and prosperous new America for the 21st century.
*I won't let a silly thing like the age requirement of Article II, § 1 of the Constitution get in the way. After all, the current President has made it quite clear that the Constitution doesn't matter.
4 comments:
After my check deposits, can I have a cabinet position? Our working history goes way back...
;)
Teeny
HOw much of a contribution do you need for me to get a 5th COA judical appointment?
My administration is not for sale.
But since you have already sent the check, I'm free to say that teeny meany is a leading contender to become the teeniest, meanest Secretary of State or consolation UN Ambassador.
Probative - I thought you were already tapped to fill Judge Higginbotham's seat?
Yahoo! I'm ready! And I suggest you hurry up and request from John Mayer, "Waiting on the World to Change" as your campaign song before the other candidates get it. ;)
Teeny
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