10:29 Finish meeting with professor A about last semester.
10:30:30 Arrive in class with professor B. Quietly enter and take seat.
10:31 While opening computer and book, get called on to answer question about case, most likely as retaliation for arriving late. Professor B mispronounces my last name.
10:31:10 Employ time-tested stalling tactic of asking professor B to clarify the question.
10:33 After some fumbling and page flipping, answer correctly with "4th amendent."
10:33:30 Receive follow-up question.
10:34 Answer correctly with "section 1983."
Receive snaps from four neighboring students after class.
Which of the following best describes the lesson from today's incident?
a) Always read for class
b) Don't be late for class
c) Professor B is evil
d) Wear superhero clothing for special magic powers in emergency situations.
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I can hardly believe it, but your Austin posts are way better than your Belem ones.
This has bee your most specTAKular post yet and it brings to the forefront elements of your core character: insightfulness, bitchiness, and a superb analytical mind.
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